We are not your MAIDS!

"I need to talk to you, ME and SHORTY are not YOUR MAIDS!"

It was at this point, I realized that Lemur is not a person... I was living with a cartoon. He was/IS insane, has no perception of space and privacy, and was driving me to the edge of receiving my first aneurysm.

"You need to clean the bathroom, like now." "Uhm... I've only lived here for two days. I don't mind cleaning it every three weeks though, that seems the most fair."


"Yeah, you better because I've cleaned the bathroom 2 times and Shorty has cleaned it 3 times! So you BETTER clean it next week."


"... okay? In the three weeks you've been living here, the bathroom has been cleaned 5 times?"

" That's how we do it, you better clean it next week."

" Your behavior right now is seriously unacceptable. I'm not sure why you're being hostile, but it needs to end. This can't work without respect, don't speak to me in that manner."

"We need to have a house meeting! You can't just walk around here like you own the place. If you see me, you need to address me." (This was him referring to me not addressing him one time when I saw him outside the apartment.)

"I'm not sure why you're so heated, but until you can use your words in a calm fashion this conversation is over. "

He walked away after that. Not only had we NOT discussed the RCN incident, we were in a worse place than before. I knew he was a LIAR, but I now realized that he was as dramatic as they come. I wish I could say, this was one of the last hostile events that took place in the apartment, but we were still in the first week. There was a major event that was gonna take place on Halloween...